Wildin' In a Pandemic

Hello hello, one and all, So sorry for the delay, I was busy being gay (lol not really I was busy not being a virtual hoe + I'm bi). Since I can't seem to bring myself to finish the blog post about the last time I got laid in my dorm, I am going to write about the most awkward fucking thing that's ever happened to me.  I decided to hop onto Bumble while in Texas for a month--the app barely lasted on my phone for a week--and started talking to some guys, but this particular guy was...well...interesting. We started talking on Bumble and he and I hit it off quite well, talking about Cyberpunk 2077 and all of that, but then, my friend got interested in our conversation about computers and shit (I honestly had no clue what they were talking about, since I'm not really one for technology or video games), and they exchanged Discords and whatever while the guy and I exchanged Snapchats.  So I'm sexting this guy, right? Of course my friend and I are verrrry close, so I'...

 Hey folks,  Just got to my last destination of 2020, and since I am higher than a kite right now, now's a good time to write about how I accidentally caught my last two bodies. Starting with the first one.  You guessed it, I met her on Tinder, and seeing as she was down to cuddle and watch anime, we made plans to do so before she left for back home, since our school closed down before thanksgiving. And she was also just down the hall, so it was very convenient.  One night, as I was smoking with a friend of mine late at night, she hits me up as we're just about to leave the park, and I get awfully excited. It's been a minute since I've had some non-sexual intimacy with someone, and honestly, it was nice...until we ended up having sex.  We were attempting to watch Cowboy Bebop and cuddle, but barely got through one episode before she started feeling up on me and we made out quite passionately, which I didn't mind. Next thing you know, my clothes were coming off ...