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Discord 'n Titties (f.k.a. Males, So Many Males)

Hello hello, one and all, So sorry for the delay, I was busy being gay (lol not really I was busy not being a virtual hoe + I'm bi). Since I can't seem to bring myself to finish the blog post about the last time I got laid in my dorm, I am going to write about the most awkward fucking thing that's ever happened to me.  I decided to hop onto Bumble while in Texas for a month--the app barely lasted on my phone for a week--and started talking to some guys, but this particular guy was...well...interesting. We started talking on Bumble and he and I hit it off quite well, talking about Cyberpunk 2077 and all of that, but then, my friend got interested in our conversation about computers and shit (I honestly had no clue what they were talking about, since I'm not really one for technology or video games), and they exchanged Discords and whatever while the guy and I exchanged Snapchats.  So I'm sexting this guy, right? Of course my friend and I are verrrry close, so I'...
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Can You Accidentally Catch A Body?

 Hey folks,  Just got to my last destination of 2020, and since I am higher than a kite right now, now's a good time to write about how I accidentally caught my last two bodies. Starting with the first one.  You guessed it, I met her on Tinder, and seeing as she was down to cuddle and watch anime, we made plans to do so before she left for back home, since our school closed down before thanksgiving. And she was also just down the hall, so it was very convenient.  One night, as I was smoking with a friend of mine late at night, she hits me up as we're just about to leave the park, and I get awfully excited. It's been a minute since I've had some non-sexual intimacy with someone, and honestly, it was nice...until we ended up having sex.  We were attempting to watch Cowboy Bebop and cuddle, but barely got through one episode before she started feeling up on me and we made out quite passionately, which I didn't mind. Next thing you know, my clothes were coming off ...
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Where To Begin?

Since my last post in September, a lot has changed.  Ol' Boy (from this blog post) and the girl from Tulane don't talk to me anymore--nor have they for a while, really. It was for the best, though. Because I was starting to catch feelings for the both of them, and it would've broken my heart even more if we did have something that wasn't what I wanted.  Ol' Boy did hit me up after I got out of quarantine though, and y'all already know my dumbass Ubered at 2am to his place. In addition, I do have a new tattoo and piercing, simply because sometimes hooking up with people doesn't make you feel good afterwards. A new tattoo and piercing will make you feel good for as long as possible, because they make you look good, and that initial pain is all a part of the internal and actual healing process.  The tattoo has been a whole summer in the making, and I finally got it a month ago. Literally, every time I look at it, I just fall in love with it and myself all ove...
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Aaaand We're Back!

 Hello all! I have finally made my return to this blog after a little over two months, since I'm quarantining in Lafayette again until December, and decided to update y'all on the recklessness that was my college life. There has been a lot going on recently, and since I got out of quarantine back in September.  Stay tuned for the tea! I'll be back shortly.  Keep it clean and sanitary, y'all. The pandemic is a whole lot worse than it was 2 months ago. 
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Last Two Days

  I'm on my last two days of isolation, and I never thought this day would come so quickly. It's been a crazy 12 days, full of daydreaming, homework, staying holy (insert eye roll emoji), and just overall, figuring shit out.  I've had my close friends on the phone for hours on end since I've been in isolation, and now that my suitemate is back, I finally have some human interaction other than the cute nurse with pink braids. Of course, this blog will continue when I get out of isolation, and hopefully the juiciness will continue.  I think getting back to proper human interaction will be weird at first, but I usually keep to myself these days. However, I can't wait to get back to those smoke seshes, because that's when I feel most content after a crazy long day. I just really miss my two smoking buddies, and seeing them in person. Despite how non-conversational we are when we hang out, it's still very peaceful.  I'm not quite sure how to end this...but th...
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Waving Through A Window

  Unlike the song from Dear Evan Hansen, I am on the inside always looking out. I have a week left in isolation, and more has happened than I thought would. I got accepted to my dream school in Paris, I had two client meetings this week, in addition too many assignments, and not to mention the history lectures I still haven't caught up on. Being productive is the only thing keeping me from doom scrolling through Twitter and Instagram, but even then, the doom scrolling is part of my nightly routine.  I've found that I have to surround myself with music because I don't seem to work well in silence. Unless there's someone else in the suite with me--which won't happen for another three days--I have music to keep me company. This led me to making an amazing playlist that will get me through the next week of isolation (if y'all would like to hear it ...) and basically curating a chill mood for the following days, as being in a manic state of mind will definitely not b...
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Let's Talk About Ex, Baby.

  Today, September 8th, was supposed to be my ex and I's one year anniversary. This day pains me. She broke up with me over quarantine (the day after my birthday :/) unexpectedly, but at the same time, I saw it coming from a million miles away. Honestly, all I want to do is cry right now, but I can't. Her breaking up with me left me emotionless, and I haven't been able to feel a single emotion while sober. I have to get like insanely high to even feel joy, at this point. All the weed in the world can't cure the utmost depression that our breakup brought me. I'm actually glad that today is going to be a busy day full of meetings and classes, but taking some time before all the insanity begins to reflect on all that I've done since our relationship ended seems like a good idea.  For those who don't know, it was a pretty toxic relationship, but I looked past all the red flags and toxicity of the relationship because I was madly in love with her. I lost all my f...
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